go apeshit no jutsu

my stroodels pop more than my pussy siri send tweet

two-baes:

worldheritagepostorganization:

thesealfriend:

jottingprosaist:

smolpocketmonstercoffee:

jacketslut1:

jacketslut1:

jacketslut1:

jacketslut1:

masochist-incarnate:

swoopingsilver:

jellyfish-rights:

zerofarad:

afabbaeddel:

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

I’ve been doing this for years

image
image
image
image

It’s all on a google doc of mine (x)

“Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won.” -fucking Warrior Cats

We live in a socie-

Wait wait you forgot the mushroom post “you can’t kill me in a way that matters” +the following uhhhh 1 sec

I find the mushroom post :)

image

sorry

image
image
image
image
image

sorry

Can we go ahead and add “one day you’ll decompose, and I’ll be there to watch it happen” to the list please

image

@imfunnydamit

image

“There is not enough time to make all the things one’s imagination can conjure” - @reyndesign

World Heritage Post

also feel like these deserve to be added: 

image
image

(via uzuuzuking)

Theme by Other